LUKAS MAKES AN ANTI-BATHROOM HUMOR RANT

Lukas, on Twitter:

GUYS!!! I HATE PEE AND POO!!!! IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!!! I ALSO HATE THE FOLLOWING WORDS: SHIT, URINE, PISS, SCAT, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FART!!! I FUCKING HATE FARTS!!! EVERYWHERE I GO--FART!! POO!!! I SEE IT IN DAILY SOCIETY!! WHY???????? IT IS CLEARLY DISGUSTING AND IMMATURE BEHAVIOR AND ME AND GOD WILL NOT TOLERATE IT AT ALL!!! SHITTERS ARE SINNERS!!! POOPERS ARE OFFENSIVE TO THE FOUNDATIONAL PRINCIPLES OF SOCIETY!! AND WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP ON GETTING PEE AND POO COMMENTS ON MY TWEETS!! IT IS SO OFFENSIVE!! STOP IT!! OR I WILL REPORT YOU!!!

Trivia

 * Lukas was cancelled that very same day for using religion as a threat to make people stop pooping.
 * Pen hates this page for the following reason: unfunny
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