Keebler Elf AU transcript

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Beginning ig
* super cool establishing shots of the setting WHAT THEY LIVE IN A TREE THATS WACK and then like uhh jsseo appears or smth- YEA he appears and like jumps outta bed mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail and he's like:*

Jsseo: wowowow hey guys welcome back to another mcsm letsplay video today we are keebler elves and what the actual FUCK okay

*ahem*

Jesse: uhh this is my life- im usually a happy dude who enjoys his day... until the actual day starts [he approcces the uhh bakery whateva thing] [angsty sigh]

''[while Jsseo is walking, he is lo0king down (bc angst) or whatever and doesnt notice the very sexy and hot delivery elf dude, Lukas- they uhh they like- bump into each other or smth- YEA they do that and Jesse gets RLLY angry kinda- and uhh yea Lukas is kinda mad too-]

LukASS: fuck you

i die dowwsndgy3hui

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