Lukas' Life Story (canon)

I'm the only one laughing at this, this is terrible

Okay so one day my uncle from Teltael Gaymes decided to tell me about the life stoery of Lukas, because he knew how hot I thouht he was. this is his stoery mode.

About 6 x 3 + 2 years ago, two LAMPS foaund love!! aftrer TWO yearas OF being marriesd, they decieied to HAVE a KID. in oaarder TO prepare for THIS, tehey DECIDED to get som patry games!!!! but they were BROKE beCAUSE they diudnt have jobes!!! 😣 so they went to an evil guy with black hair, baclk hoodie, black hot topic pants, very dark purple skin, BLCACK AND SPIKY BOOTS, red eyes, black AND red gloves on the streeet. the guy said "hye want soem party game??? i got a DS to gO wITH it!!!??" and the lamp dad was like YA I DO!! and he handed THE gUY 666 bucks and took the COPY of Mario Party DS. AND the DS. laeter at hom they DECIDED to PLAY it just to make sure it was safe for a ONE YEAR old. but then they got a SCARY massage saying "PIRACY IS NO PARTY!" and they cried!!! then they heard a KNOCK at theeir DOOR. they openend it and it was NINTENBDO!!!!!!!!!!! "grrr!! i will be bacck! you WILL BE PUNISHED!!!!" Nintendo said ominously. the lamp couple looked at each other WITH confusion, still in SHOCK about the AINTI PIAARYCU MEASSAGE! but they decided to walk into ECAHOTHER and have a KID like they were PLANNING to. and Luaks spawned into the world!!! 🤯 Nintedo knocked again anf came in... and he said...